South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg forms exploratory committee to run for president https://t.co/g9FrgmZJ6G pic.twitter.com/kSb6F7u3QJ

— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 23, 2019

We’re doing a fan fiction contest, and the winner gets SIX awesome gay porn DVDs mailed to them. This was my brainchild and I basically demanded that I be allowed to create this contest, so if no one participates, I will be in gay tears. And not just for myself. For the world. As it deserves, no, needs some Pete Buttigieg fanfiction. From YOU!

In case you sidestepped Tumblr entirely, fanfiction is erotic fictional narrative usually involving celebrities or pop culture icons. For reference, here’s some Harry Potter and Ron Wesley fanfiction. The classics never die.

Today you are going to be crafting short fanfic, because who has the time these days, and the subject must LGBTQ icon, presidential candidate, sex symbol, and current mayor of 14 people in the middle of nowhere – Pete Buttigieg! The circumstances of his sexual encounter (who, what, when, where, why, how… big is it) are up to YOU, the novelist extraordinaire. He has a super hot hubby who definitely takes the brunt of Pete’s load at the end of a long hard day. Could be a fun choice. He also just had this tête-à-tête with Anderson Cooper. The sexual tension? Palp-a-fucking-ble.

 

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It’s time for the next generation to step up.

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Or I mean I GUESS you could write about Pete and his_excellency. On Pete’s next tour of Chicago. I get a mysterious Disqus comment. ‘Meet on the top of the Sears tower.’ I wait for a long time. Too long. Fighting back tears, I turn to leave. Just as the security guards are locking up, I run into Pete’s big dick that looks like this. Then he buys me a new notebook for our new life together. Lol anyway.

PRIZE

All six of these awesome DVDs!

RULES

Leave your short fanfiction in the comments below, or email it to his_excellency@fleshbot.com. We will decide the winner one week from now (so on 7/19) and will contact them for a mailing address in order to ship the DVDs. In picking the winner, we’re looking for clarity of narrative, creativity, and most importantly, hotness level (this is Pete fother mucking Buttigieg we’re talking about people!) HAVE FUN.

 

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From Mr. Man:

Bust a gut, and a nut, to these hilarious full frontal scenes! First up – you know it, you love it – it’s Jason Segel’s iconic nude breakup in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. And who could forget when Owen Wilson got an eyeful of Thaddeus Rahming’s battering rahm in the classic comedy Hall Pass? Thomas Middledick, we mean, Middleditch, ditched his clothes for a Manatony Award-winning helicockter scene in Search Party. Next, Jason Biggs’ said bye bye to zero frontal in American Pie by showing his piping hot slice in the franchise’s fourth flick, American Reunion. And finally, the taint shot heard round the world went down in Game Over, Man! Adam DeVine is delish while showing off his flopping cock, swinging balls, and ya, dat taint. Whoever said laughter is the medicine hasn’t swallowed enough jizz.

Head here for more nude celebs

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Transformers: Age of Extinction

Everyone and their cult leader is talking about the new horror flick Midsommar, which genuinely looks fucking amazing and which I’m genuinely bummed I haven’t yet seen. It’s about a cult, and as I’ve been meaning to get to know more about my boo Justin Bieber’s life, will natch will be watching Midsommar ASAP! I assume it just follows around JB and Hailey for an afternoon?

We now know that adorable star Jack Reynor shows off his well-lit cock, balls and cute wittle ass in Midsommar! The twenty-seven-year-old Jack is about as adorable as they come, and in 2017 actually gave us a very distant look at his skinny dipping dumper in Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams. But that was nothing compared this his awesome nude scene in Midsommar. He has the kind of all-American gurl next door looks that endeared the world to Chris Pratt before he signed up to be a GNC Rewards member. The beginning of the end.

 

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Randomly, Reynor auditioned for the role of Han Solo in Star Wars: The Force Awakens (you can read about it here). If he became that mainstream Jack might never have exposed his cock and balls in Midsommar, so, thank you J.J. Abrams for not seeing anything in Jack Reynor! We see a lot in him. Our dick for example. JK bye.

Head HERE for Jack Reynor’s frontal scene in Midsommar

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This week we have the world’s most unnecessary combover (#1), sorta Logan Paul (#2), a belly button that’s making a run for Canada (#9), Tab Hunter Confidential (#10), and the man who we all fucking deserve to see at the gym this weekend (#15)!

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In real life this is the gorgeous adult actor Kaleb Stryker. In my mind… not gonna lie. Not to you. Not today. It’s Shawn Mendes. And his sexy smooth skin, perfect, muscles, and dark curly locks. And his fat uncut hog. And his tight pink asshole taking Diego Sans delish cock. Imaginationland!

See The Everglades Part 1 at Men.com NOW

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The Pete Buttigieg fanfiction contest is neck and neck huntay yas yas yas! Both those necks belong to Fleshbot Gay commenter UserSimon, as he is the only one who has expressed any interest in the contest or even acknowledged its existence in any capacity. Yas. Yas. Um. Yas.

This should be exciting news for any of you who were hesitant to send in your Pete Buttigieg fanfiction for fear that your story wouldn’t be at the caliber of your competition. Turns out, IT IS, as you have no competition!

YOUR PRIZE IS SIX SUPER HOT UNOPENED GAY PORN DVDS. MAILED TO YOU. WE COVER SHIPPING. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS POST YOUR FANFICTION BELOW OR EMAIL IT TO HIS_EXCELLENCY@FLESHBOT.COM. IT CAN BE SHORT. VERY SHORT. AND BAD. VERY BAD.

Here are some suggestions of people that SENSUAL, EROTIC, COQUETTISH ICON Pete Buttigieg could get it on with:

• Beto O’Rourke
• Pete’s husband Chasten Buttigieg
• Anderson Cooper
• Rachel Maddow
• Himself
• You
• Me
• Dupree

SENSUAL…

 

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EROTIC…

 

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COQUETTISH…

 

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FEEL THE MOISTURE…

 

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I can sense the fanfiction rolling in now baby. This is going to be iconic baby. Write literally anything and you’ll probably win. Good luck!

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[WATCH: Logan’s Butler – Men At Play]

When Stud Logan Moore asked his Butler JP Dubois to give him a “Good Start” to the day, JP Dubois did what any good manservant would do…

He gave Logan a nice flip-flop fuck, obviously.

Logan Moore has his manservant take care of him!

What is with Logan Moore and pretending to be really rich in porn?

Remember “The Chosen Few” from Naked Sword, where he had a boy (Alam Wernik), a security guard (Arad Winwin) and a yacht?

[WATCH: The Chosen Few: Episode One “The Chosen One” – Naked Sword Originals]

Well Logan Moore is rich again, or is playing one in gay porn.

This time, he has a butler! And it’s none other than sexy stud muffin JP Dubois. JP Dubois has spent almost a decade in front of the gay porn camera, but is aging like a fine wine – he keeps looking better and better!

Butler JP Dubois sure knows how to keep his client Logan Moore’s mind off things.

From Men At Play:

Logan is up bright and early after a long flight and his personal butler JP is getting him caught up to speed on the full day of meetings that lay ahead. Worried that the jet lag has gotten the best of him, he asks JP to shuffle a few things around in his schedule so he can take some time to unwind and get a good start to the day.

Any good butler knows full well what a “Good Start” to the day entails. He gets to work massaging out all of Logan’s tension, right down to his throbbing cock just begging to come out to play. When JP uses Logan’s tie to dab and taste the juicy precum leaking off his tip, you know this scene is going to deliver in a way that only JP and Logan can.

I guess one of the perks of being rich is that you can pay all the hot people to keep company around you?

Is this how you start your day?

Then again, good help IS hard to find these days. So when the help is hot, you keep them around.

You can’t underestimate good help these days.

If Logan Moore Asked You to Give Him a “Good Start” to the Day, How Would You Help?

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT MEN AT PLAY!

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The HBO series Euphoria is about a bunch of horny drug and sex-addicted high schoolers with crazy clothes and rock and roll music and an all-around raucous lifestyle that’s disturbing my idyllic 1950’s suburban hamlet. The BEATLES? JK IDK. But really the series is supposed to be an exposé on the debaucherous lives of Gen Zers, although ironically most articles published about Generation Z focus on their strong work ethic and health-focused living (with the exception of vape pens, natch).

The series’ creator Sam Levinson based his main character – played by Zendaya – on his own teen years in the 90s and 2000s, which were chock full of life-threatening vices no longer partook in by most teens. In fact, teens aren’t even having as much sex. Basically, critics are calling the show exploitative, out-0f-touch, poorly-researched, baseless, vapid, gratuitous, garbagio. And we Staniel Radcliffe!

This is the series that brought us TWENTY-ONE locker room penises, so we shouldn’t be too surprised that in this weekend’s episode, titled  Bonnie and Clyde, cutie Andy Sandoval gives us a lengthy look at his cock and balls. We see Andy’s penis after he finishes boinking Zendaya. She’s less than enthralled by the encounter, and even states with a wry wit “Life is not a Nicholas Sparks novel.” What a buzz-worthy topical reference used frequently by modern-day teens. Soooo do you want to give Andy a handy? Spillz fellow teens!

Photo Credit: HBO via Mr. Man

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Louis Hofmann is so damn sexy and, ya, his cock and balls can git it OMG Blog

SPOILER: Cameron Dallas is still tan and thirsty and very fuckable Mr. Man

Be honest, too much bush? I can take criticism Boy Culture

An actual hot guy using his cock for bottle cap challenge Gay Buzzer

Really big-dicked double penetration. Really big Queer Me Now

Hot Love Island guy shows his ass and tan like C&C

PETA is pissed at gay porn for including alligator Banana Guide

Gus Kenworthy splits with BF! Is he fucking this new hot guy? Instinct

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Because it looks like Casper the Friendly Ghost.

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You could say that he gets a f-Ace-ial! Cute and long-dicked Age takes Brysen’s thick cock in his ass before Brysen pulls out to work out his massive wad. Ace is in. it. 2. win. it, and receiving his payment on his face, sucks the still fresh-out-of-the-oven (oven being his colon) cock! then the two swap spit and cum and probably other stuff during an epic makeout. Ah. It’s a good day.

See the full scene HERE

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THOMAS VERGARA POSTE SANS FAIRE EXPRÈS UNE VIDÉO DE LUI NU… pic.twitter.com/T3j29GN98i

— D.L.D (@Ab2zeroo) July 14, 2019

In the words of Christina Aguilera – Do you want to sleep with me tonight? This is the question on everyone’s mind after seeing French reality starlet Thomas Vergara’s baguette on Snapchat. While his IMDB credentials aren’t going to wow anyone anytime soon (he’s appeared on a half-dozen reality shows – usually for just one episode) Thomas is sitting purdy with 1.6 million Instagram followers – and a verified account – so he’s lowkey undraggable.

Thomas is also popular on the Snapchat, and while presumably giving his fans a tour of his bedroom, accidentally filmed his big uncut cock and shaved balls! Oui oui dan la mouth s’il vous plait! Cocktails and Cocktalk points out that Thomas previously ACCIDENTALLY showed his uncut hog while taking a bath:

Hey, accidents fappen.

 

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[WATCH: Max Konnor and Wes Russel – Cockyboys]

In His Latest Scene, Max Konner has Met His Match in Wess Russel(‘s Ass)

Wess Russel looks like he likes it, but where is the lube?

Are you as much confusion as I am confusion?

I thought Cockyboys, for its latest stint of models, had rented land next to the farm Sean Cody grows its models out of, and was using the same tactic to get models that all look like variations of each other.

And then they throw Max Konnor into the mix.

Cockyboys?????????? model Max Konnor

And Austin Wolf too, but By and Large Max Konnor. Max, by and large, does NOT fit the Cockyboys mold – he’s older, he’s more muscular, he’s…black, he’s bald, and so forth. And I’m not saying that same must be paired with same, or that opposites shouldn’t attract. Just that it goes against the Cockyboys MO.

It reminds me of when Diesel Washington spent a short stint as a Cockyboy. And hopefully this goes better than that did.

Max Konnor running train on all the Cockyboys.

From Cockyboys:

Muscle duo Wess Russel & Max Konnor get together and the sexual attraction is so strong they just can’t define it in a few words… only action. Their condom-free scene begins sensually but before long Wess is swallowing Max’s cock. Max loves it and feeding Wess’ mouth but he also has his eye…and hands…on Wess’ big muscle ass. Finally after lots of sucking he gets what he wants. He bends over a chair and voraciously buries his mouth and tongue on his smooth hole.

After spending some time on his hole Max also spanks Wess’ granite butt and teases his hole. Then he gives Wess what he’s been craving. Sliding his cock in slow Max soon goes harder to expand Wess’ hole.

Out of all the Cockyboys Max has fucked, Wess looks the best.

And it’s hot watching the muscle bottom take a dick as big as he is.

Is there anything hotter than a muscle bottom?

I know some see Max Konnor as a pick me – he’ll do anything to be seen by the white man, not unlike Beaux banks. So having faith in this is tough for me.

And while I applaud Cockyboys for further bring diversity into its scenes, I still need to see a black boy on bottom for me to really get what they’re saying. I know I’m beating a dead horse at this point, but until we see more black guys on bottom (we’re not all just tops) then I don’t really believe in diversity.

This is like a quarter step in the right direction, but I want to see what the other three quarters of the step look like too.

Wow.

What do you think of Max Konnor’s Stint at Cockyboys? Which Cockyboy should he fuck next?

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT COCKYBOYS

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The list you didn’t know you desperately needed! Our fellow exclusive industry insider extraordinaire over at Boy Culture put together this dayum comprehensive list of the top 225 gay porn stars of all time, and, ya, it’s worth a look. We promise that we at Fleshbot Gay will never, ever do this much research for any post ever, so now’s your chance for a whiff of quality. Boy Culture ranks the top 40 gay porn stars, while the rest receive honorable mention and are listed in alphabetical order. Here’s what Matthew (the man behind Boy Culture) has to say about the list (which he spent over a year compiling):

In choosing which guys to feature and where to feature them, I’m using my own taste; my impressions as a former gay-porn industry professional (I worked for Torso, Honcho, Inches, Playguy, Mandate) as to each actor’s overall impact during his career; each performer’s observable longevity as an icon; and each performer’s groundbreaking status, if any.

In addition to some big-name modern-day hunks, we get plenty of retro babes with those crazy retro bulges that only existed in the 80s. For example, this is #11, Leo Ford:

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Literally what is that. Check out the list below and let us know if you agree with Boy Culture/have the 10 hours to actually get through the entire thing.

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Wait one more thing:

Johnny Rapid (ranked #16) Image: Men.com

DM me if you know where to get this vest.

Oh and one more thing:

Jack Wrangler (ranked #5)

That’s fucking hot. These pictures are a goldmine. K bye.

Head HERE for all 225 gay porn stars

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This pyramid is harder than it looks. (Also – caption this pic. It’s ripe)

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::Click:: It’s probably not so much a slow news day as it is a slow brain day form me, but for some reason I’m digging this pic of Andy Cohen topping a bunch of deep-fried #Instagay beach hunks. The Bravo mutha hen’s thirstbucketry has only picked up over the years, and for as much as none of you seem to lust him like I do, and for as much as we hate him for chucking Kathy Griffin under a double-decker, I lowkey stan. Okay. I fucking stan, get off my damn back!

In 2014 Cohen’s co-whore-t Anderson Cooper stated on Cohen’s show Watch What Happens Live that Cohen is in fact a zaddy power top:

I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would surprise people the most is that he’s a top… Believe me, there’s nothing wrong with that, but I’m just saying, I think that would surprise people — I don’t know this from personal experience, but from conversations you and I have had.

And ever since then, I’ve thought, yikes, I lowkey would let Andy Cohen inside my butt and face. Is that so wrong? Why does it feel so right? Anyway so ya this picture of Cohen topping a bunch of sex workers at the beach could have easily led to a nine-way ass banging and that’s the scoop. Would… you… let Andy Cohen inside your butt? Let us know your thots?

 

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— faptogayporn.com (@faptogayporn) July 14, 2019

Not to mention those two hanging plumbs. YUM!

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And if not, what have you been doing with your life exactly?

Head here for the full scene “Sling With Me”

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From Mr. Man:

The Aussie actor Murray Bartlett has been as proudly out on screen as he is in real life, and it’s time to celebrate his legacy of strong gay characters. Characters who go nude, of course! In 2011’s August, the daddy of the year shows off his super hot fuzzy chest and tight ass while his costar Daniel Dugan gives up the full monty. In another scene they have hot gay sex, with Murray thrusting into an excited Daniel from behind!

In 2014 Murray joined the sorely-missed HBO series Looking. And there’s plenty to look at when Murray, Matthew Risch, and some penis-out pals shower together. Murray also flashes his hot butt in the hot tub, and in one particularly sexy scene he goes full daddy to pound out a super hot dude from behind. We mustache you… could this scene be any hotter?

Most recently Murray made waves for starring on the much-hyped gay Netflix series Tales of the City. While we’re used to seeing Murray pitch, he’s a star catcher for Charlie Barnett as he gets his hole tended to in one of the hottest gay sex scenes of the rear. We mean year! But the two don’t stop there. After smooching in the kitchen, Charlie snatches off Murray’s towel to reveal his delish derrière. Thanks to Murray, this City has plenty of Tail!

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Curious George? More like Curiosa (will make you) Engorged! Rite man in the yellow hat? Well it’s furking Wednesday, which is just always such a treat. Celebrities are all in hibernation and Euphoria doesn’t air until the weekend, and basically I thought I was going to have to fill up my afternoon by writing about how cute and dumb Nick Jonas is in this stupid video. But then, something peaked my Curiosa-ty. Qu’est–ce que c’est? Seulement the horny french movie Curiosa, which features a great look at cutie Niels Schneider’s fat as hell cock and balls! 

 

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The 2019 flick is about a woman named Marie de Régnier who marries a rich poet named Henri de Regnier, but isn’t attracted to him, and instead wants to have sexy times with another guy named Pierre Louÿs. The full movie isn’t available to watch stateside, but that doesn’t rally concern you, as Niels Schneider of course plays the desirable Pierre Louÿs, and of course shows off dat French cock. And we of course have the footage – or inchage – right here. Voilà! Oh and let me know if you think Nick Jonas is hot in that tragic video.

See more from Curiosa here

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Are we witnessing perfection?

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