Don’t mind if I do!
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Don’t mind if I do!
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[WATCH: Introducing Greyson Lane – Helix Studios]
It’s 2019, and these are the end times, but they are also different times. 2019 is the age of social media and we’re more connected to each other and to our porn stars than ever before. While some think it’s weird, some of y’all want to know what you’re favorite people had for lunch.
By adding a human element to their porn stars, Helix is giving us a chance to connect with them in ways we haven’t before.
After a randy round of questions in which Grayson goes in on coming out, big dicks, AND even shares a spicy story about being fucked by a straight dude in the woods! Naturally, all this dirty talk fires up the fella’s furnaces, leading Carter to worship Lane’s lean muscles as he strips him down to get at that dick. Max gives the guy a world class knob job, sucking dick and balls like a meat hungry man on the make. After, Carter climbs up on the bed for some raunchy retribution and shoves his brick hard bone in the boy’s beautiful face. Grayson goes IN on the D with a little help from Max’s masculine hand at the back of his head as he sucks cock so hard his shredded 8 pack pulses. Lane’s smooth booty is practically begging for a tongue bath and Max muscles his lusty licker deep in the hottie’s hole. Carter gives the golden god a good smack on the ass, then works his dick in deep.
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Lorenzo Martone is a sex gawd in the buff OMG Blog
Top ten hottest male nude scenes from series premieres EVA Mr. Man
I thought I’d give navy a try. U likie? Boy Culture
A bunch of pics of Brady Pike to give you a Texas-sized boner Gay Buzzer
How DO they choose their porn names Banana Guide
Which one of you said Chace Crawford was your #1 celeb fuck choice…? C&C
Sorry but this gay porn move will always be Human Centipede to me Queer Me Now
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Snarky starlet on the rise Austin Armacost made a big splash as a sexy little snickerdoodle on the… popular… Logo series The A-List New York, and now almost a decade later (the final episode of the two-season series aired in 2011) he’s still one of the most popular kweens of the Gay Internet. Does his popularity have to do with the fact that he has a really hot cock and balls, and that he shows his hot cock and balls a lot – like, a lot a lot – on his OnlyFans, and that some of those images trickle down to our dank dark deplorable black-market corner of the Dark Gay Web? Oh IDUNNO.
This past May we got one single great pic of Austin’s penis, but today we have soooo many more. More than frankly you might be prepared for on a random Thursday. Or, have you been preparing for this your whole damn life? Spillz!
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First off, who here has seen Midsommar? I just saw it two days ago and it blew my mind man! Seriously if you caught Midsommar and have any unpopular opinions, please share in the comments. I think it’s a takedown of Western culture.* Sorry I’m so bold.
Jack Reynor plays the boyfriend of the main character in Midsommar and he is one sexy fother mucker. Last week we saw his epic full-frontal nudity from Midsommar, but now, thanks to his well-timed nudity on the CBS All ASSess show Strange Angel, we have a great look at his creamy cans during a sex scene. If you saw Midsommar, you saw these same cheeks in motion, but you don’t have this handy dandy gif to take to the bathroom with you for some one-on-one time with your penis as you lean over the sink for easy cleanup ; )
Reynor is very much so my type and, as we previously stated, is basically the actor that Chris Pratt was meant to be. Before he disappeared into that fateful cloud of protein powder. Never to be seen again. Jack is the future. And I want to lick his butt cheeks. Enjoy!
*(SPOILERS) Seriously tho! The loss of Deni’s family left her with only a shitty boyfriend as her one true touchpoint. Her life was so precarious because she didn’t have a tight-knit society to back her up when times got tough. Before Sweden, her crippling isolation fueled her anxiety attacks. Once her strong emotions were mirrored by the other women at the festival, Dani’s burden was lifted. She was home. But then again I was voted Most Likely To Join A Cult.
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Huge dick
Best Gay Porn Sites: https://t.co/m2EvQu6I4l pic.twitter.com/o8FFYlRWgl— faptogayporn.com (@faptogayporn) July 5, 2019
#Weirdbutstillstan
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Giddyup Jessica he loves the idea of you but not you!
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[WATCH: RAFAEL CARRERAS AND WAGNER VITTORIA SPIT-ROAST DAKOTA PAYNE – LUCAS ENTERTAINMENT]
In the past, I’ve said that literally everyone was a bottom, but maybe I was wrong. Maybe it’s just most guys. When two bottoms come together, usually one will end up topping, or they’ll flip-flop, so they can get the thing done. But not two tops, and not Rafael Carreras and Wagner Vittoria. These boyfriends are both tops and like to find a bottom to fuck. Luckily most guys are bottoms so it’s not hard for them to find one!
Sexy, twunkish, and tattooed – can this stud take this much dick?
Rafael Carreras and Wagner Vittoria have been in a loving relationship for years, but sex can be complicated because they both prefer to top. So to keep the relationship alive and spicy, Rafael and Wagner have fun cruising for guys to bring into the relationship for a night. It’s not hard for these two to pick up guys: they’re handsome, in great shape, and have huge rock-hard cocks ready to fuck. They find the beautiful young Dakota Payne and invite him over to rough up, and that includes double-penetrating his ass. By the time they send him home, Dakota can barely walk!
I don’t know about you, but I, for one, am glad to see Rafael Carreras back in porn.
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From Mr. Man:
Beat the heat, and your meat, to the sexiest movie beach nudity ever! Jason Priestley will give you 9021-Oh face when he tosses us his beach balls in Calendar Girls. We see Javier Bardem’s surf… and his turf… when he emerges from the ocean in The Detective and Death. Long before Patrick Wilson battled with Aquaman in the ocean, he let his trident dangle between his sea legs in Angels in America. In Stander, Thomas Jane lives up to his reputation in Hung by letting it all hung out! And finally, a nineteen-year-old Christopher Atkins has us on a diet of dick during his iconic perpetually pantless performance in The Blue Lagoon. Life’s a beach, and then you masturbate.
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The winner of the 2019 International Pete Buttigieg Fanfiction Contest is commenter BenfromWI! We ended up getting a lot of great emails from you guys, and I want to truly thank everyone who participated in the most iconic and esteemed Pete Buttigieg Fanfiction Contest ever held.
BenfromWI really knocked the ball out of the park with his satirical account of Pete Buttigieg’s interaction with local police authorities of color. Honestly this thing is The Onion quality, and while the impetus behind the First Annual 2019 International Pete Buttigieg Fanfiction Contest was that I thought it would be weird and funny, and that I lowkey want to South Bend over Pete Buttigieg’s hot little Christian bod, BenfromWI’s topical political take is ::chef’s kiss::
Well, here it is! BenfromWI gets a handful of hot gay porn DVDs and the prestige of whatever the hell this is we’re doing. Let me know in the comments if you want more fanfiction contests in the future. Nick and Joe Jonas you say? NO I WOULD NEVER. Seriously that’s gross. Anyway, thanks Ben!
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Mayor Pete knew he had to do something, ever since that boy was shot in South Bend all anyone wanted to talk about was how racist his police force was. In the first debate Pete tried to apologize for the episode and move past the issue, but in the weeks after its kept following him. Buttigieg knew he had to do something to gain back black support. Discussing it with his husband, they decided the best course of action would be to get the African American Police Officers of South Bend to publicly defend Mayor Pete.
So Mayor Pete reached out to the highest ranking black officer in South Bend, a precinct captain, and asked what he could do he to ease tensions with black police officers. The Captain’s answer was short and sweet, “You can give up your ass to us”. Buttigieg was stunned and replied that the Captain must be kidding. The Captain said no, there were only 6 active African American Officers working in South Bend and every one of them wanted to drop a load in Mayor Pete. Pete was taken aback by the statement but knew he needed the support of the officers if he was going to maintain his place in the presidential race. Reluctantly he agreed and made arrangements to fly back to South Bend.
Upon arriving at the hotel that the Captain told him to be at, Buttigieg couldn’t help but get a little excited. After all, he hadn’t been gang fucked since his last deployment in Afghanistan and sex with his husband is very vanilla. So when he made it up to the hotel room and got showered up, and as he laid face down ass up on the hotel bed eagerly awaiting the arrival of 6 big black police officers, he couldn’t help but get excited. Soon his mouth and ass would be filled with big black cock and he could relive his glory days as a cumdump in the military.
And for the next four hours that’s exactly what he was, a cumdump. The police officers dropped so many loads in Mayor Pete that at halfway through the Police Captain had to empty the cum out of Pete’s overflowing ass. After it was over and the police all thanked Pete and left the Captain stayed behind and talked to Pete about fulfilling his end of the bargain. He’s scheduled to go on CNN tomorrow and talk about how much of an ally Mayor Pete is to the African American community.
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[WATCH: Jax and Ayden Bareback – Sean Cody]
After meeting up at the beach–posing in their colorful swim trunks, running across the dunes, and kissing in the shade–Jax drives Ayden back to the house to get to know each other a little better. But Jax already knows one very important fact about Ayden: “He’s got the biggest, roundest, sexiest, juiciest ass that I’ve ever seen!” He gets right up close and personal with it, tonguing Ayden’s tight hole before sliding his massive cock inside. Jax loves Ayden’s amazing booty, but it’s his handsome face that the muscular top wants to cum on!
WHOM doesn’t like being rimmed?
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.@nickjonas was spotted on a yacht enjoying himself on vacation.
pic.twitter.com/rSaPVUI9NJ
— Music News Facts (@musicnews_facts) July 20, 2019
Nick Jonas has been on a titty strike pretty much ever since embarking on his very real and not fake relationship with Priyanka Chopra, but the embargo was officially lifted this weekend when Nick was photographed sans shirt and avec tiny drenched white shorts on a yacht! This is what we practiced for people. This is our Mr. Holland’s Orifice.
The twenty-six-year-old Jonas was helping is not fake wifey celebrate her thirty-seventh birthday this weekend in Miami, and part of that celebration involved debuting his breathtaking dad body ody ody while, as one Twitter commenter pointed out, “watering his front ocean.”
Correction, Nick Jonas has RICH Dad Bod. Here he is watering his front ocean. pic.twitter.com/McKxJG4d3n
— Tim Barnes (@TimBarnes451) July 22, 2019
While Jonas’ iconic muscles are still visible, he’s now sporting some dad bod-esque features that I am LYVING for. But there’s one thing in particular. I’d like to direct your attention to the middle of the photo, slightly to the left. You see it right? Nick’s ass is so juicy and fat that it can’t be contained by his shorts. It’s making a run for it! It’s trying to escape Priyanka! Run to me juicy fat ass! Run! Ugh I’m back to having the twat hots for Nick Jonas. So, do you prefer old Nick or new Nick? Spillz!
More than a handful. @nickjonas channels Mark Wahlberg in the latest issue of @FlauntMagazine. #mycalvins #tbt pic.twitter.com/g8suojpSyB
— CALVIN KLEIN (@CalvinKlein) October 2, 2014
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What rhymes with side dick OMG Blog
Ginger visible penis head alert Boy Culture
BelAmi bareback cum shot and weird cum kissy face of the week Queer Me Now
Josh Hartlett’s ass is pretty Gay Buzzer
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Bouncing erect cock in little shorts alert C&C
Foreign film with gay sex FTW Mr. Man
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Well? Do we need to search the lost and found for your wads?
H/T: Guyswithiphones
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Sunday, Moan-day, fappy days.
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We fell penis head over heels for Miguel Herrán when he debuted his gorgeous bod on the Spanish-language Netflix series Elite. He played a horny rich prep school kid with problems, and helped deliver some of that series hottest nude and, more importantly, gay scenes. So, maybe he was a prep school kid with… probe-lems
Well Miguel Herrán is back. But could this twenty-three-year-old STILL have his amazing looks and ass months after starring on Elite? Can the fallen starlet work his way back into the hearts of Hollywood insiders after all this time? (Side Note: I’ve been watching old E! True Hollywood Story episodes in my spare time, so, all the time). The answer is obviously yes. Herrán is so damn fine, and on his other Netflix series Money Heist, he continues to deliver the money shots episode after episode!
We see his hella beefy bod in the ocean, where he also delivers some pit-forward action that will have you saying “Nick Jonas stanky pit hair action WHO?” We only get one brief, dimly-lit ass shot in Money Heist from Miguel, so natch I’ve got you covered with some of his best werk on Elite below. Enjoyyyyy! ::E! True Hollywood Story voice:: Finally sober and in custody of his children, he headed back to Los Angeles, but was instantly chilled by the cold shoulder of Hollywood. Word, it would appear, had gotten around. Instead of attending premieres at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, he found himself handing out mints in the bathroom. Where he also took loads. IDK ily!
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And I oop. Today we’re putting our thing down, flipping it, and – dare we go further? Hell, let’s be young again – reversing it by deciding which half of a celebrity duo you want to put HIS finger inside of YOU. Usually with our Pulitzer Prize-winning Who’d You Rather Finger posts we choose a celeb based on who YOU would want to put your finger in, obvy, but this super special DAD BOD edition calls for a slight tweak to the equation.
Fans of the Jonas Dy-nasty probably remember that in 2017 Joe Jonas debuted a breathtaking dad bod while on a yacht. Turns out he was just paving the way for his younger brother Nick Jonas, because just this week he stepped out on his very own yacht with his very own dad bawdy awdy awdy! Complete with an ass that’s so luscious, incredible, edible that it’s spilling out over the side of his tiny shorts – sort of like where love handles would usually be! (Don’t believe commenter celtic.dick. They’re NOT LOVE HANDLES.) Dem’s ass handles.
Take a look at the two gorgeous dudes at their daddy peak and let us know which one you’d like to finger… you…
Dad bod realness ? RT @yourfavesnude: Joe Jonas pic.twitter.com/OvaRASHZ7v
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(@anthonyy_816) July 14, 2017
.@nickjonas was spotted on a yacht enjoying himself on vacation.
pic.twitter.com/rSaPVUI9NJ
— Music News Facts (@musicnews_facts) July 20, 2019
Photo Credit: MEGA
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Papa can you queer me? It’s been a while since Queer Abby received letters from her tens of fans, and she’s getting lonely. Queer Abby is our reoccurring advice segment, in which you write in any problems or concerns you have related to dating, relationships, sex, or just anything gay or gay-adjacent in any capacity, and we respond. In addition to getting ol’ plowhorse Queer Abby’s advice, our awesome readers often take to the comments to keep things real for ya, and all in all, it’s a gay ol’ time!
Remember that you’ve reached the absolute darkest, dankest, scummiest, most deplorable, disgusting, frankly unreadable corner of the Internet, so NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS. We genuinely want to hear from you, no matter what ails ya. Lastly I’d like to remind a couple of regular readers that Queer Abby has not heard from them and that she does take it personally.
You can email Queer Abby at his_excellency@fleshbot.com or you can use our anonymous Google Form. TTYL bitches!
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threesomepic.twitter.com/PBkZtllGDY
— Amateur Gay Porn Videos (@amateurgayvids) July 23, 2019
I wasn’t sold at first, but…
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