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Ight, just wanted to say thank you ahead of time for 150k. Y’all make my life complete and you know you’re all I have, thank you for making me smile everyday

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It’s been almost a full month since we checked out Sort Of Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell, which means that we are wellll overdue to ogle another Instagrammer who will make us bargain with Gay Gawd to be less ugly! Please Gay Gawd please. Why must I roam the Earth looking like Frankie Grande’s makeup wipe.

Like Eduardo, Brian Diaz isn’t a professional model per se, but he can give you what you want. He has over 150K Instagram followers treated to mysteriously captioned, artfully whorey pics featuring Diaz’s insanely gorgeous face, head of hair you could lose a dick in, jumbo pecs, and fat jeans bulge! In a caption posted earlier this month, Diaz addressed his Instagram followers with:

Just wanted to say thank you ahead of time for 150k. Y’all make my life complete and you know you’re all I have, thank you for making me smile everyday.

Grounded! Well, congrats on being impossibly painfully miserably gorgeous, Brian Diaz!

 

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Hi, my name is Brian Diaz and I love the sky, flowers and soft colors

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Day dreaming of what it could have been tell the people you love how much they mean to you before they’re gone.

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Thrift store after thrift store, why do thrift stores all smell the same, like the thrift smell, idk if I’m into it

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That’s what you call good friends pic.twitter.com/myIyC3oueM

— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) July 24, 2019

My favorite thing about straight guys is that they’re gay. Ya know? There isn’t any situation I can see my gay friends and myself in that would warrant any one of us exposing the other’s dude organs, and yet straight guys seem to be completely obsessed with doing just that. Because they’re gay I tell ya!

Cocktails and Cocktalk caught wind of this hawt video that shows a couple of ol’ rabble-rousers pantsing their friend in public. We see his nummy manicured peen and pouch, and while he could free his hand by relinquishing his phone – allowing him to put his pants back on – getting dressed seems like it couldn’t be further from his mind. In fact near the end of the clip he comes close to sitting on his friend’s face. Close, but no cigar… in his friend’s face. Well, thanks for being gay, straight guys!

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Correct. Ding ding ding. You win.

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Sean Ford is such a hot little spinner and in this veryyyyyyy sexy CockyBoys scene, he gets like, a good thimble’s worth of precum worked out of him by Küper’s long cock before finally blowing his thick white load a couple of positions later while getting finger blasted. Needless to say, when it comes to this Ford, I’d like to Explore-her. Rite ladies?

See the full insanely hot scene here

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Quentin Tarantino corralled pretty much every celebrity in Hollywood for this weekend’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, and because many of the actors are screen legends (or ya know, non-legends, as you soon shall see) of years past, their weird as hell retro 70’s nudity is begging to be unearthed. I give you the scene you didn’t know you needed from the actor you didn’t know you didn’t know – Martin Cove in 1971’s Women in Revolt!

Martin Kove’s character in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood doesn’t technically have a name on IMDB:

…but I’m still banking that he’s the lynchpin of the whole operation. Literally Brad Pitt who? Kove might not be famous, and for all we know he plays Old Hippie #23 in OUATIH, but dammit we’re going to stan him today because this scene has to be seen! In Women in Revolt he has a very John Waters-esque ridiculously-acted fight with a woman – all while nude. We see literally every inch of this man’s body. His cock. His bush. His balls. His taint. His ass. His ass lips. It lasts over two minutes, and if you think that’s two minutes too many, you just wash your butt out with soap mister. This is the real story that needs to be told. You listening Quentin?

(He’s twerking for Gawd’s sake!)

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[WATCH: Country Livin – Next Door Raw]

Spencer Laval ain’t gay, but Trevor Laster shows him how good raw country sex can be at Next Door Raw!

Country boys making do!

Oh Spencer…everybody’s a little gay. And with a body like his, everybody’s a little gay for Trevor Laster – especially when there’s no one else around, it’s hot, boring, and hormones are flying.

I grew up in the country north of Houston (as in, i went to high school with a cow pasture…on two sides…) and I could only WISH it were like this.

All that said, Spencer Laval has an amazing body too!

All that work on the farm gave this guy an impressive body!

From Next Door Raw:

Out in the country, things are a little bit slower than normal, and sometimes you have be creative to fill the time, but that doesn’t mean that country boys don’t know how to have their fun. The only thing is, there ain’t a lot to choose from out in the sticks, so sometimes you have to make do with what you have in front of you, and in Spencer Laval’s case, what he has in front of him is a big ol’ naked cowboy named Trevor Laster. Now Spencer ain’t gay, as such, but he does like the feeling of a mouth on his nuts, and right now, the only mouth available belongs to Trevor. What Spencer doesn’t realize is that Trevor could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and now that he’s got his big ol’ farmboy lips wrapped around that dick, he might never let go.

For Spencer to not be gay, it looks like he likes cock…

Country boys do what needs to be done!

Or maybe a hole is just a hole, in his opinion.

I bet Spencer’s ass is nice and tight…

Once he couldn’t take it anymore, Trever flipped his buddy over and fucked him bare.

The work boots were a nice touch!

Maybe Spencer is a little gay now?

Then both guys shot their loads all over Spencer’s chest.

Look at all that fake cum.

That’s what we call work well done.

Are you a country boy? Do you like Country SEX? Do you make due like Spencer Laval and Trevor Laster at Next Door Raw?

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT NEXT DOOR RAW

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2019 has already been one heck of a year for television and movie nudity, and in celebration of all the truly epic peni and butti (those are the correct plurals, look it up bitch!) we’re rounding up the definitive list of the top ten most fap-worthy nude scenes of literally all of 2019. So far…

10) Connor Swindells in Sex Education

We would have loved if the raunchy teen comedy series Sex Education featured a real fat uncut member for this scene, but even a prosthetic can’t distract from Connor’s ripe fuzzy peach as seen in front of a cafeteria full of onlookers!

9) Ricky Whittle in American Gods

There’s nothing little about Whittle’s sexy muscular ass! American Gods brought us an epic gay sex scene in season one, and season two doesn’t disappoint when Ricky flaunts every inch of his smooth, delish backside after getting out of bed.

8 ) Michael Luwoye in She’s Gotta Have It

We’ve gotta have it – Michael’s hot butt that is! During this lengthy and passionate sex scene he thrusts like no one’s watching. There’s just something about seeing a beautiful man masterfully doing his thing in the sac that gets us all hot slash bothered.

7) Ryan Corr in Bloom

This series comes from Down Under, and in an epic two-minute-long opening sequence, we see Ryan Corr’s own Down Under – his slow-motion jiggling ass meat! He’s such a hot daddy, and we hope that in a future episode his public nudity turns to pubic nudity. WUT.

[See Ryan’s cock here]

6) Avan Jogia and Max Marshall in Now Apocalypse

The gorgeous Avan Jogia has had plenty of hot gay moments on this series, but what could beat him banging Max Marshall on the edge of the bed? He’s sweaty from the rough ass pounding, and we even see his own butt as he hurries to put on pants. What’s the rush?

5) Giacomo Ferrara and Aleph Viola in Suburra: Blood on Rome

If you enjoy the finer things in life, then you know that side banging is tops. Or bottoms! With this passionate and intimate scene you can practically feel the pleasure as Giacomo thrusts deep inside the horny Aleph. It’s what makes a Suburra, a Suburra.

4) Drew Van Acker in Life Like

Drew plays one half of a married couple that enlists a sexy robot (Steven Strait) to help around the house. SPOILER: He also helps Drew get off! One of our fav scenes is when Drew shows off his super smooth ass and hawt tan line in broad daylight.

[See Drew’s gay scene with Steven Strait here]

3) Brian Jordan Alvarez and Ryan O’Connell in Special

This groundbreaking semi-autobiographic series from Ryan O’Connell is based on his life as a gay man thriving with cerebral palsy. It gets props for delivering one of the most realistic gay sex scenes ever when the super cute Brian Jordan Alvarez tenderly talks Ryan through his inaugural bottoming experience!

2) Anthony T. Solano in Jett

Anthony dares to bare all in this unforgettable frontal scene! He walks towards the the camera with his fat soapy cock and balls slapping against his thighs. So soapy. So slappy. Wait, where were we?

1) Jacob Elordi and Friends in Euphoria

The most an-dick-cipated nudity of the year was definitely the penis-packed high school locker room scene in Euphoria. The show about teens gone wild does NOT disappoint when star Jacob Elordi finds himself surrounded by twenty-one (oh, we counted) oft slow-motion flopping peens!

See all twenty-one (yes we counted, don’t judge!) peens here

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In case you haven’t realized, this hasn’t been a revelatory week for celebrity news, so I am so damn happy to announce that the de-luscious Jack Reynor delivered another nude scene on the CBS All Access series Strange Angel! We said “halo” to Jack’s ass in last week’s episode, and we even saw his large cock in some Midsommar stills that recently hit the Gay Internet. Jack’s pretty much keeping Fleshbot Gay in business these days. Just Jack and the dad bod-ed Jonas brothers.

 

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Thanks to the guys from @flauntmagazine along with the amazing @aingeruzorita @joseph.episcopo and @serafinosays for a great shoot and article! Had a fun time with all of you!

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Since he’s in our lives for good at this point, let’s get to know a little more about Jack Raynor. He’s 6′ tall – a fact that’s just ::chef’s kiss:: –  and is twenty-seven-years-old. His biggest gig before Midsommar was 2014’s Transformers: Age of Extinction,  but honestly his IMDB filmography is impressive. It’s crazy how when you’re hot and talented things just work out. I swear he’s the new and improved Chris Pratt. Vastly improved. An entirely new model quite frankly.

Jack Reynor: You are obligated to disclose if you’re actually just Chris Pratt from an alternate universe. Chris Fratt. pic.twitter.com/4w1VKfzAC4

— ragnarök filipino (@mikeyil) July 16, 2019

In this Strange Angel scene, Jack Reynor partakes in a crazy sex cult or something before waking up and getting out of bed buck nude! Is it just me, or does he have the creamiest ass that’s ever existed? It’s just so smooth. Like two perfect scoops of vanilla ice cream. Now he just needs your banana and he can make an ice cream sundae And your chocolate Anyway let us know your thots on Jack Reynor in the comments! I’m in love guys…

See all of Jack Reynor’s nude scenes here

Photo Credit: A24

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When you spend $10 on a gym, you get a dick in your face. I don’t make the rules.

H/T: Twitter

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Someone’s ready to go!

See “Stiff Muscle” at Pride Studios

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From Mr. Man:

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood feels like it stars everyone and their daddy, and Once Upon a Time many of the flick’s hottest stars went newd. Leonardo DiCaprio plays a Hollywood has-been, and he has-been naked – while taking a candle in his ass in The Wolf Of Wall Street! Brad Pitt plays Leo’s stunt double, but he didn’t need a double while barin’ his butt in Troy. Hey Brad are you into fitness? Fittin’ dis dick in your mouth! Next, Timothy Olyphant proves that an Olyphant never forgets… to go nude!… in Advice from a Caterpillar. Luke Perry’s legacy of hotness reached its pinnacle during his amazing full-frontal scene in Oz. Martin Kove costars here, which gives us an excuse to reveal his outrageous, lengthy, and uh, taint-forward, very nude scene in Women in Revolt. Hey Martin, thanks for showing us your Kove! With a cast this hot, it’s more like Once Upon A Slime In Hollywood! amirite?

Head here for more nude celebs

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[WATCH: Morning Routine – Men At Play]

Manuel Skye Doesn’t Begin His Day Unless It Starts With Having His Cock Serviced By His Manservant Tyler Berg

A regimented routine doesn’t have to be boring!

No one:
Garridan: I know you didn’t ask, but out of all the porn stars working today, Manuel Skye is one of my favorite porn stars working today (It’s like him, Bruce Beckham, and XL to be completely honest).

He has a flawless body including his flexibility. Like, look at this:

(there’s even more of his flexibility on instagram, but)

Manuel Skye Stretching and having his coffee…Do you stretch?

He’s also got a sensual aura (probably stemming from the fact that he’s a pisces) and can be a daddy AF top or take dick like a stud.

I’ll never forget the way he manhandled Phoenix Fellington and gave him the fuck that ~*I*~ deserve at Lucas Entertainment:

You deserve a fuck like this. Don’t let anyone tell you you don’t.

[WATCH: Manuel Skye Bangs Phoenix Fellington Raw – Lucas Entertainment]

And now Manuel is here to TAKE the fuck that he deserves from his manservant Tyler Berg.

Sucking your manservant off is a nice bribe!

From Men At Play:

Manuel Skye is a man who thoroughly enjoys a regimented life. He wakes up, performs his morning exercise routine by the pool and then cools off with a refreshing swim before embarking on his busy day. Manservant Tyler Berg has become all too familiar with this diligent order and is well aware that being in service to Manuel requires scrupulous care. After meticulously dressing Manuel in the fashion he has grown accustomed to, he accompanies him to the sitting room where Manuel sips a hot cup of tea and reads the paper. Clearly, nothing gets Manuel’s cock harder than a well-trained manservant. He begins to ever so casually stroking his thick, pre-cumming cock while Tyler polishes and buffs his shoes. We don’t think I need to spell out what happened next. Tyler certainly didn’t miss the cue.

And by “Didn’t miss the cue” we mean get in between his client’s legs and service that beautiful cock.

Tyler knows how to serve his client well.

And once it was nice and hard, he sat on it!

Tyler knows how to take that dick!

That is what i call good customer service.

Is Manuel Skye your favorite porn star? If not, who is?

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT MEN AT PLAY

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Chace Crawford has infiltrated my Friday in a serendipitous way that has me feeling like maybe we’re meant for each other? His new nude scene from The Boys was all in my face this morning as I perused the Dark Gay Web, and then at the gym at lunch, I opened a Cosmo from 2015 (I didn’t say it was a good gym) to a full-page ad for Blood & Oil – which included a pic of the luscious Chace Crawford. Get in the zone. Twilight Zone!

The Boys is a new Amazon Prime series and the jizz-st goes as such:

When superheroes abuse their superpowers instead of using them for good, The Boys embark on a heroic quest to expose the truth about The Seven and Vought, the conglomerate that covers up their dirty secrets.

I don’t know if Chace plays one of the rogue superheroes or one of the vigilantes trying to take down the superheroes, and frankly my dear, I don’t give a dental damn. The big news is that Chace shows off his yummy ass a couple of times – once while sporting some bizarre tan line situation that I’m not hating one bit! One commenter in particular is going to be verrrrry pleased with this news. Anyone else? Are you like a dog Chace-ing your tail? Or whatever? Spilllllzzzzz!

 

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Trying to figure out what @toni.starr is doing in the background at @amazonprimevideo TCAs. #theboys : @iheartmaarten @tvguidemagazine

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We have more perfection this week than frankly many of you might be able to handle. This could be the end. Bye forever! #1 looks like a computer-generated man based off of all of my deepest sexual fantasies, #9 is literally but like not actually literally Ansel Elgort, #10 has become a weekly obsession, #12 has an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face. #14 is that Max Emerson guy who I don’t give a shit about but a lot of people do so whatever, and you might remember #15 from the movie Cry-Baby! HAPPY FRIGAYYYYYYYYYY!!

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Getting in that weird position so his hole is at JUST the right height. And I stan!

Do you prefer that position, or this one?…

See the full HAWT scene at Helix

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NYC Too hot to keep a shirt on… #clxiv

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Frenchie Charles-Laurent Marchand might actually be the hottest man ever to exist on this Earth, and if that seems like a dramatic statement, you obviously haven’t seen his epically muscly-yet-not-scary bod, sups handsome face, head of blonde locks you could lose a dick in, and of course massive uncut cock and perfectly proportioned balls! And he has an ass too! The complete package.

 

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The twenty-seven-year-old #Instagay is tearing it up on his OnlyFans account, and we now have even more pics of his nude bottie ottie ottie. The best nude bottie ever on the planet? Literally yes. This is far, far, far from the first time that we’ve lost ourselves in Marchand’s veiny foreskiny goodness, and if there’s a Gay Gawds, it won’t be the last…

[You can follow Charles’ OnlyFans here]

H/T: Omgblog

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[WATCH: Cory Kane Welcums Anteo Chara To CockyBoys!]

Anteo Chara begins his Cockyboys career taking resident stud Cory Kane’s cock by the fire

Fucking by the fire can be so romantic.

Well, really fucking by the fire can be whatever you want it to be. But Cory Kane and Anteo Chara show us how romantic it can be. But just like Trevor Laster and Spencer Laval showed us how country boys make do on the farm when left to their own defenses, Cory Kane and Anteo Chara show us what happens when your power goes out, and once again, two guys are left to their own defenses.

We should never leave boys to their own defenses. They always get into naughty trouble.

Cory Kane’s cock is as big as he is…

From Cockyboys:

Sexy French boy Anteo Charo makes his porn debut at CockyBoys and it begins in a romantic encounter with Cory Kane. Cory & Anteo have a chance meeting in a park and spend the day together taking nature photos before Cory invites him home. Thanks to a power outage there are no distractions, just a fire in the hearth where they sit, kiss, and get naked.

Say what you want to Anteo Chara looks good naked and fits in great with the other Cockyboys models.

I wonder if they grew him on the farm where they grow all the other Cockyboys and just added some butter to make him more French.

All that being said, you can see why Cory Kane was so into him.

What do you think of new french twink Anteo Chara?

After realizing how good Cory is at sucking cock, Anteo is eager to return the favor.

Anteo Chara looks so cute sucking cock

But then Cory keeps going and gives Anteo a tongue fuck he won’t soon forget.

Cory Kane bends Anteo Chara in half to rim him

After some sweet fucking these two cum all over each other to seal the deal.

I have a feeling these two may fuck off camera too…

What do you think of Anteo Chara? Which other Cockyboys would you like to see him paired with?

The answer is Austin Wolf.

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT COCKYBOYS!

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Blow Brad or Leo – you decide! Mr. Man Blog

Oliver Stone and Putin bond over privileged gays and their silly gay stuff OMG Blog

Is my cute pool pic actually really really awkward? Boy Culture

Just look at all these super thirsty pics of hotttttie Nick Sandell Gay Buzzer

BelAmi huge-dicked bareback cumshot of the week Queer Me Now

Sam Smith – now with shirtless dancers Banana Guide

Guy removing Lady Gaga tattoo reveals that he’s a Sean Cody porn star C&C

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Happy Veterans Day, @PeteButtigieg. Not only a loving husband but a devoted public servant who continuously puts people, and country, before himself. I am in awe of you and so thankful for you. pic.twitter.com/JEzztXofMS

— Chasten Buttigieg (@Chas10Buttigieg) November 11, 2018

The gay iconic, international sex symbol, and snarky starlet on the rise himself, Pete fother mucking Buttigieg, practically sizzles off the damn screen in this pic taken from his military days, and I stan. Hard. I AfghaniSTAN Obviously this isn’t a new pic, but it’s new to my parched twat, and it’s honestly what’s going to get me through this dreary Monday. The image was recently published in this new piece from The Washington Post, and a little bit of reacharoundsearch reveals that Buttigeig’s hubby also used the ICONIQUÉ pic for a thirst trap Veterans Day post in November 2018. It’s viral baby!

Buttigeig’s seven-month service stint in Afghanistan ended in 2014 – four years before he married Chasten Buttigieg. But I still like to imagine Chasten as a WWI housewife clinging to this worn print as his only reminder of his fella overseas. On those cold lonely nights, the pic was the only thing he had to kept him warm. And he like masturbated to it and stuff. Maybe I should have entered the fanfic contest?

NE WAYZ this is going nowhere. Psych! It’s going everywhere. As the official political pundit for the Dark Gay Web, I’d like to draw your attention to those smoldering come-hither blue eyes. Eyes that say “I’m a filthy little minx and you’re my cum pig slut.” And to that cherry red pout. A pout that says “Blow me. Hard.” Oh God I’m about to explode all over my desk and computer keyboard. Do you want Pete to take you to ASSghanistan? Spillzzzzz???

Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg says he is determined to knit together the country’s social fabric through a new call to national service https://t.co/MA7rrgxexo (via @CNNOpinion)

— CNN (@CNN) July 29, 2019

How Pete Buttigieg went from war protester to “packing my bags for Afghanistan” https://t.co/f87vzseFO3

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 29, 2019

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