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In the upcoming movie Supernova Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci play gay lovers battling Tucci’s character’s dementia, and the new trailer is as devastating as you might assume. Full disclosure: I got emotional when Miranda found Steve’s mom with dementia eating a piece of pizza out of a trash can in New York City (PLEASE comment below if you remember that episode of Sex and the City), so in the name of self-care I will most likely be avoiding Supernova at all costs. There’s only so much sadness my poor heart can handle!
Everyone and their DILF is looking forward to the release of Supernova now that the reviews are finally out. The drama made its world premiere at the San Sebastián International Film Festival yesterday, and already critics are eating this thing alive. However they do all agree that it has the ability to send viewers spiraling into unending sadness. Variety states directly in its headline for its Supernova review: “Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci Gently Smash Your Heart to Smithereens.” Nope. Not my heart. Call me Adam Driver because I’m practicing self-care!
Check out the trailer for Supernova and then hit the comments to let us know if you’ll be checking this thing out. I realize that this is somewhat of an anti-boner post, so I’ll leave you with a couple of hot shots of DILF Colin Firth to turn that limp dick upside down.
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[WATCH: Borrowing His Tool – Icon Male]
Some people think that flirting is just making intense eyes at someone and hoping they pick up on it and make the first move. But not Daniel Hausser. He knows that he wants his straight neighbor’s dick, but he also knows that if he doesn’t speak it into existence and go after it, it’ll never happen.
Daniel Hausser has been fantasizing about his big straight next-door neighbor Colby Jensen for a while now. He’s been trying to think of an excuse to go over and talk to him. Daniel goes over to borrow a screwdriver but what he really wants is to get screwed. Colby is no dummy I can see right through the young man’s game. Pretty soon Colby is jamming his straight dick down Daniel’s throat and up his tight young ass.
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Who Is Hotter?
— Mr Man (@MrMan) September 23, 2020
Hotness is all relative with the hottest cousins in Hollywood herstory! You might know Stephen Amell as the superhero Arrow, but did you know that he’s shown off his super ass in a number of projects – including on the infamously NSFW gay series Dante’s Cove? His younger cousin Robbie Amell has ABsolutely no problem flaunting his shredded bod on screen, as well as his meaty tuck. See their hottest werk in this handy dandy Mr. Mandy video and then use the Twitter poll to VOTE for which cousin wins this Battle of the Bulge!
See Stephen Amell’s full scene from the gay series Dante’s Cove HERE
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May the best anus win!!!
H/T: Guyswithiphones
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Euphoria starlet Jacob Elordi gave the paps an eyeful when he sashayed around his Mexican villa in just a towel. He’s down there at the moment with his supermodel lover Kaia Gerber and her parents – Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. I – a non celebrity – didn’t even realize that one could travel to Mexico right now due to COVID-19, but I guess that’s what makes me a sad hill person clown and these people stars.
But if I’m being honest, Jacob really does deserve better than me. Better than all of us. Just look at this man. We got plenty of looks at his toned to perfection bawdy and even his obese dumper on Euphoria, but pap pics are notoriously unforgiving, and even under the glare of direct sunlight here, Jacob looks absolutely flawless. All of THIS not vacationing in Mexico during a pandemic?
Kaia Gerber and Jacob Elordi were spotted packing on the PDA during a trip to Mexico with her parents – check out lots of new pics! https://t.co/yzVBmQAk64
— JustJared.com (@JustJared) September 19, 2020
It would frankly be a crime. Season two of Euphoria won’t begin filming until 2021, but a special COVID episode will be released between seasons one and two to tide fans of the show over. You guys probably don’t need to be reminded that season one brought THAT locker room scene with twenty-one high school penises, so who knows what the plot of season two will be about. Twenty-TWO penises? One can only assume!
Kaia Gerber and Jacob Elordi Enjoy Vacation in Mexico With Her Parents – https://t.co/knHFgUf8l5 pic.twitter.com/R8vtdJcRfB
— tvcrunch (@tvcrunch2) September 22, 2020
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[WATCH: Fucking Raise – Men At Play (Check out their 69% off sale!)]
And because he is an exclusive with him, we get to see great scenes like this one, where he shows us his workout routine in quarantine. That workout routine also includes him stretching his hole with a dildo:
[WATCH: “Pumped With Skyy Knox” – Falcon Studios]
[WATCH: BENJAMIN BLUE AND SKYY KNOX – COCKYBOYS]
Skyy Knox believes his performance merits a salary increase and meets with his boss Mateo Zagal to make the formal request. However, Mateo seems more impressed with Skyy’s suit and tie – and his request gets a different kind of raise!
Hopefully this isn’t the last we’ll see of either of these guys at Men At Play.
Can you look at sexy at Mateo Zagal does while fucking? Can you have sex with all your clothes still on? Are you going to attempt now that i’ve challenged you?
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When we think of otherworldly sexy leading Hollywood men, how can the name Denzel Washington not be on the tip of our tongue? In fact, we’d like more than just his name on our tongue! Denzel Washington has shown off his stacked bod and epic booty in The Hurricane, Flight, Mississippi Masala, and Cry Freedom, and you can check out all of the insane hotness right here, right wow.
See Denzel’s full nude scenes HERE
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I’d risk it for this.
*He’s in a lavatory, right? If not this post doesn’t make any sense.
H/T: Guyswithiphones
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But your esophagus has already clocked out.
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Boystown is an area of Chicago that was designated as the first official gay village in America in 1998 by Mayor Richard M. Daley. It hosts one of the largest Gay Pride Parades in the country and is home to dozens of gay bars and clubs, as well as neighborhood restaurants, and of course the infamous 7-Eleven that sees gays queuing up for long lait night waits to procure White Claw, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, and prophylactics. It’s history. It’s glamour. It’s Boystown.
Well not anymore. The Northalsted Business Alliance – which serves as Boystown’s chamber of commerce – decided earlier in the summer that, in 2020, the name “Boystown” had lost its relevancy. The fact that Boystown is inherently gendered is seen by many as exclusionary to trans people as well as lesbians and gender-nonconforming folk.
58% percent of residents surveyed answered that they liked the name Boystown, while 80% said that they felt welcomed in Boystown regardless of the name. However, the Northalsted Business Alliance decided to change the name anyway. Earlier in the summer “Rainbow Way” was being tossed around, and for as hilariously tragic as that is, I’d certainly prefer it to the name that the NBA ultimately settled on: Northalsted.
Now stick with me on this next part, because it’s a little tricky. TBH it should really only be reserved for Chicago insiders. You see, “Northalsted” is a combination of the names “North” and “Halsted”. The “H” from the end of North and the beginning of Halsted overlap. Oh, I should mention that North Halsted is the main street in Boystown. Get it? Northalsted? It’s like, two names in one? Like what New York did with its neighborhoods pre-Sex and the City? Gays are known for innovation.
ANYWAY. Here’s the thing. I fucking hate this name so much guys. If we’re aiming for inclusion and diversity, I would have much much much preferred that Boystown be changed to Transtown, or Women City, or Lesbian Village, or Queerville, or Other Square. Or what about something truly headline-grabbing like Cynthia Nixon Way or Laverne Cox Boulevard? I want to go to there. Or, how about anything that doesn’t replace something unique and special with something that sounds like one of those suburban outdoor malls that’s supposed to look like a city. “Hun get the kids, I heard Horthalsted got a California Pizza Kitchen!” You can TOTALLY hear it, can’t you?
I always thought of Boystown as an irreverent and frankly silly name that managed to capture the spirit of one of the most unique neighborhoods in America. But after hearing the complaints lodged against Boystown, I also saw the need for change. Since the neighborhood was coined in 1998, so many other groups on the queer spectrum have made their voices heard, and a name change for Boystown seems like an exciting opportunity to choose something innovative and expressive to suit the LGBTQ+ community’s needs for the next couple of decades. Something that captures the gestalt of the counterculture presumably rallying around the name change in the first place. Something like… Northalsted. Here’s an actual picture of Northalsted.
JK that’s a mall in Ohio! But you believed me, didn’t you. Frankly, the name change is fairly mute as Boystown is seeing a rapid increase in straight residents. In fact, a deep dark cynical part of me might say that the antiseptic “Northalsted” wasn’t chosen by accident, but rather as something palatable to the straight people making the area their home.
Boystown, or Northalsted, is actually just a moniker given to a small section of Chicago’s Lakeview neighborhood. It’s not official. The name was always about marketing and identity. Now that the neighborhood is being marketed to people who identify as straight, maybe, just maybe, Northalsted makes sense.
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[WATCH: Landon and Dante Bareback – Sean Cody]
Firsts are always interesting in life and in porn. As long as I can remember, I’ve gotten hit up by guys that have “wanted to try it with a Black guy” or “Love Black men” and I’m like that’s cool but I’m no different than you except my skin is darker. But as I’ve learned in the last 5 years, at least Landon is monetizing the desire for him – use what you got to get ahead, yas.
Latin stud Dante is extra excited to shoot with Landon today, because he’s got a couple of firsts to cross off his list. Not only will this be his first time bottoming, Dante adds that today is the “First time in my life with a Black guy.” “I am very honored. I will do my best to impress you!” Landon replies with a laugh. Dante’s ready to get started, so he takes off all his clothes and bends over for Landon’s big, black cock. The hot top eases into Dante’s ass, then lies down on the floor where Dante can fuck his mouth before riding his dick. Dante is soon having his first-ever orgasm while getting fucked, and after Landon feels that hot cum on his washboard abs, he pulls out to blow his own load!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OL’ DAYS OF LAYING BACK AND GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED?
I always say you must try everything twice, so hopefully we’ll see Dante bottom again. Or maybe we’ll see him top someone like Ace (or even Landon) since Black men enjoy bottoming too.
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From Mr. Man:
Cosmo Jarvis strips down on the latest episode of Raised by Wolves! He’s the mandroid of our dreams as he shows his perfect ass during a high flying sex scene. When Cosmos full moon is out, these Wolves are in heat!
Nurse Ratched’s origin story gets the Ryan Murphy treatment with Netflix’s Ratched. There’s nothing ratchet about star Finn Wittrock’s rock hard ass, which we see in multiple scenes, including as he gets hosed down! Throw in a foot long prosthetic penis, and Ryan, ya got yourself a hit!
The latest Lovecraft Country has us in its tentacled grasp! James Kyson shows off his ageless ass during a shockingly probing sex scene with Jamie Chung. We give this scene a ten out of tentacle!
The new Netflix movie Enola Holmes brings together two bootyful British babes! Superman himself Henry Cavill plays Sherlock, but it doesn’t take a detective to find his pooter in The Tudors.
Hunger Games hottie Sam Claflin plays Sherlock’s older brother Mycroft, but to sleuth out his best nudity you need to head to Any Human Heart. He’d give Any Human… a hardon!
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Demi Lovato and her gay fiancé broke up and no one knows why! Back in March Demi and Max Ehrich made things quarantine official, and we celebrated with an entire post lusting after the super sexy twenty-nine-year-old’s gorgeous bod, model-hot face, and perfect plump ass.
But what comes next won’t shock you. I could have never expected that my innocent Christian post would garner comments alleging that Max has a secret gay identity. An anonymous Disqus commenter wrote at the time “He’s scamming her or they’re in on this together. Homeboy is GAY. He’s into dick. I promise.” And when Garridan and I pressed him for deets, the commenter responded with “Well… I know 3 guys in LA who’ve hooked up with him or dated him.”
Then about a month later, a commenter named Max chimed in on the same post with “I know SEVERAL gay guys from NYC that have hooked up and even seriously dated him lol.”
Lol. Yet, no one’s laughing. You guys know from an even earlier Max Ehrich post of mine that he covers all my Chris Carrabba needs wants wishes and desires, so if there’s even a chance that he’s a raging ‘mo and a half, legally it’s my right to know. It’s called the constitution. Look it up sometime.
Demi and Max were hot and heavy throughout the plandemic, but according to sources, they needed time to work on their careers: Via People
It was a tough decision, but Demi and Max have decided to go their separate ways to focus on their respective careers. They have respect and love for one another and will always cherish the time they spent together.
Aka Beard 4 Beard. JK! Sexual identity is a private and sacred journey and we would never offer Max a blowjob at the end of a blog post. Never! Max, if you have anything to say about this sensitive matter, I’m all mouth. I mean ears.
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KIDDING! But like, what about these…
H/T: Guyswithiphones
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Wear. A. Mask. People.
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Ben Wierda is the nephew of the United States Secretary of Education Betsy Devos, which makes sense, since he gave us a lesson in anatomy during his recent appearance on Celebrity Family Feud! While Betsy is the furthest you can get from a progressive, her nephew Ben apparently believes in bringing sex education into the living room of every God-fearing tax-paying American household. After seeing this bulge we’ll just call Ben Wierda the SACretary of Education! Wocka wocka.
Here is Betsy Devos’ nephew, Ben Wierda on “Family Feud” the very moment he realizes how tight his pants are…pic.twitter.com/jkApboOkw0
— Rex Chapman
(@RexChapman) September 25, 2020
Okay, so, you probably have some questions. This all went down on a September 24th episode of Celebrity Family Feud featuring Kathy Lee Gifford’s family pitted against Ricki Lake’s family. Playing fast and loose with the term “celebrity” I see. Ben is married to Kathy Lee Gifford’s daughter Cassidy Gifford, which makes him eligible to play for the Gifford family’s team.
A clip that’s going gay viral shows Ben’s outrageously prominent camel toe seconds before he appears to sense that his fat dick and balls are practically on full display! Ben is all smiles until he looks down to realize that he’s a part of the problem and not the solution.
The expression instantly drains from his face, and he looks up from his big penis with a… tentative look on his face. “Did the twelve people watching Celebrity Family Feud see my hung horse penis and bloated sac?” We did. “Am I going to land on some seedy Dark Gay Web porn blog now?” POSSIBLY…
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[WATCH: Daniel Greene and Johnny B – Active Duty]
[STREAM: “Local Hookup” – Guys In Sweatpants]
Which is cool, cause I thought Johnny B was mostly a top. Versatility is cool!
Our recruits Daniel Greene and Johnny B II are hard and ready to please each other. These privates are craving each others privates.
And are these guys even military? It also makes you start wondering if all the guys at Active Duty are military, or they dress them up in army-like clothes (probably the latter, now i’m sad.)
But in these trying times, we must make due. And porn is fantasy anyway, so it’s fine!
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Max Ehrich is pouring fuel on the flames of his gay rumor by being extra and public as hell about a breakup. Overly dramatized breakups are about as gay as a quadruple sided dildo, and Max is not going gently into that good night after his split from Demi Lovato.
If you need a refresher on Max Ehrich’s alleged gay past, you can head HERE. Basically every gay and their DILF in Los Angeles and New York has a story about some Max Ehrich gay hookup or another. Max and Demi Lovato made their relationship quarantine official this past March, and between then and September went so far as to get engaged. But recently Demi spilled the beans on their split – beans which supposedly Max Enrich himself didn’t know about!
Not only did Max lash out in a now-deleted series of Instagram posts, but he did so using… wait for it… an Ariana Grande quote . Addressing your breakup with an Ariana Grande quote is about as gay as a quadruple sided dild… oh wait I already did that. Well it’s gay okay? Here’s what Max had to say on his Insta Story:
Please stop trying to thank you, next me.
Note: lol
For I’m just a human being who has to go to work tomorrow AM where there are families with kids relying on me. To this moment… we haven’t spoken over the phone… we haven’t even officially ended anything to each other, literally. I’m here in real time with y’all. I love Demetria and just want her to be healthy and safe.
He finished things off with:
If you’re reading this… I love you always… unconditionally… no matter what.
And then a video of him moodily lipsyncing the chorus to Britney Spears’ Toxic. KIDDING! Sexuality is private and sacred and fluid and – as I previously stated – I would NEVER, EVER offer Max Ehrich a blowjob in a blog post. Like, that would be fucking gross. Max, DO NOT reply below with a squirt emoji if you want a blowjob.
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